Innuendos and illusions.

As the big fan of wordplay that I am. Today I am going to point out the ambiguousness of the English language. A feat. both loved and hated by myself.

Thus this link is for Your amusement and entertainment only:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Innuendo

^ Note: Not for the serious or the weak!

• Did the article make you chuckle? Then we might get along pretty well.
• Did it infuriate you? Then we probably won’t get along that well.
• Did it do something else? Again we probably won’t get along and your mind is probably ‘dirtier‘ (how is that even possible!?) than mine.

Since I believe it is always best to talk through images instead of text only. Because text only, sincerely leaves to much room for other interpretations.

Then again: What’s it like.

Time for a break, no!?

Speaking of WOKs and my sincere dislike for having to type to much. Especially when this concerns me to have to churn out several tidbits or chunks of pure html in my posts.

This ‘global.xml’ snippet will only work in Gedit though.
(But I felt like sharing anyway. )

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# Modified: Today by E.L.F.
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## the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by the Free Software
## Foundation; either version 2 of the License, or (at your option) any later
## version.
#
## This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but WITHOUT
## ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS
## FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU General Public License for more
## details.
#
## You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License along with
## this program; if not, write to the Free Software Foundation, Inc., 51
## Franklin Street, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA.
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That’s all folks!

Kindest regards,

Alex

PS: My words are my own, my actions are my own. Everything I wrote and did in this post are my own responsibility. All I’m offering is: YAP!

«Everything we do (in life) is meaningless, without the appropriate conviction.»

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